I just finished reading a few news stories, but I am lame and closed the window without snagging the links.

Funny: A German man crashed in to a pile of sand because he was following instructions given by his car navigation system and ignoring warnings posted that the road was closed.

Sad: A Virginia woman wants to unadopt her son, after he was labeled a sexual predator. She can’t have her grandchildren in her home if he is there.