This desk is insane

Why is it that anytime somebody in this house has something they don;t know what to do with I say “put it on my desk??” Let’s count the non-desk things here:
lagwarmers belonging to A.
socks I need to alter for Grandmother
DVDs (2) I got int he mail 2 weeks ago
dice that should be in the game cabinet
necklace belonging to C
body spray with the pump broken belonging to M

Is it any wonder I feel overwhelmed? Did I note that this is in addition to all the things that actually belong on the desk?