Malapropism

DD#1 works at Dominoes, and has to say ‘Thank you for calling………blah, blah, blah. She called to have me come pick her up, and I recognized the number and thought I’d crack a joke. I meant to say “Thank you for calling home, where your wish is our command”, which would have been pretty funny. Funnier yet was what I actually did say– “Thank you for calling home where OUR wish is YOUR command!”