Here’s a funny thought. Well, funny to me, but I’ll admit I need more coffee yet. What if I could use some of those theatrical contact lenses when my kids really made me crazy? Then I could look up at them like something out of a horror movie! Muhahahahaha

I’ve used contact lenses before, and found them easy to use and comfortable. But those were clear, not the fun kind.

/Cass wanders off, laughing at the idea of freaking out her kids