My cuz sez

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,
John Kerry and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.

Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?”

“About a gallon”

5 thoughts on “My cuz sez

  1. yeah, um, replace those names with, lets see, Karl Rove, George Bush, Don Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, every whackjob that posts at Free Republic, Little Green Footballs and RedState (oh geez… I could go on.. but I wont)

    I’d be in for several gallons.

  2. yeah, its gone around the loop a few times. I recall getting it in my inbox at least two years ago with a few of the names from my list on there.

  3. HA! Musta been before you turned me into a political junkie like yourself, LOL! This is the first time I remember seeing it.

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