People, I have a problem. It’s a serious problem, too. I have no behind; I am losing weight now, and it’s all coming off my tuchis, which wasn’t much to speak of to begin with. The pants I am wearing today, they fit fine in the waist, and even the hips are okay. But I can reach around to my back-side and literally grab a fistful of material. If this keeps up, it could be ugly. I’m afraid I’ll end up just a pair of boobs perched on a stick!