People, I have a problem. It’s a serious problem, too. I have no behind; I am losing weight now, and it’s all coming off my tuchis, which wasn’t much to speak of to begin with. The pants I am wearing today, they fit fine in the waist, and even the hips are okay. But I can reach around to my back-side and literally grab a fistful of material. If this keeps up, it could be ugly. I’m afraid I’ll end up just a pair of boobs perched on a stick!
A pair of boobs perched on a stick has a hard time going through life ’cause boobs don’t have thumbs.
ROFL Ang! Oh Cass, you know they make padded drawers for just such a problem, right?
Oh, good idea, Ann! Christmas is coming, Cass, put a pair of those on your list!
Very Funny ladies! If Santa can’t come up with something better for my stocking than a fake derrière, he can just not come here. ROFL!
Wasn’t this a PPP opp not long ago? Fake butts?
Yes, but you had to be a man to do it 🙁