Midlife Musings

Reflections on life from 40-something

How long can this go on?

November30

People, I have a problem. It’s a serious problem, too. I have no behind; I am losing weight now, and it’s all coming off my tuchis, which wasn’t much to speak of to begin with. The pants I am wearing today, they fit fine in the waist, and even the hips are okay. But I can reach around to my back-side and literally grab a fistful of material. If this keeps up, it could be ugly. I’m afraid I’ll end up just a pair of boobs perched on a stick!

6 Comments to

“How long can this go on?”

  1. On November 30th, 2006 at 2:21 pm Ang. (24 comments.) Says:

    A pair of boobs perched on a stick has a hard time going through life ’cause boobs don’t have thumbs.

  2. On November 30th, 2006 at 3:27 pm Ann (30 comments.) Says:

    ROFL Ang! Oh Cass, you know they make padded drawers for just such a problem, right?

  3. On November 30th, 2006 at 5:27 pm Ang. (24 comments.) Says:

    Oh, good idea, Ann! Christmas is coming, Cass, put a pair of those on your list!

  4. On November 30th, 2006 at 6:44 pm cass Says:

    Very Funny ladies! If Santa can’t come up with something better for my stocking than a fake derrière, he can just not come here. ROFL!

  5. On November 30th, 2006 at 11:29 pm Julie (19 comments.) Says:

    Wasn’t this a PPP opp not long ago? Fake butts?

  6. On December 1st, 2006 at 12:08 am cass Says:

    Yes, but you had to be a man to do it :(

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I'm Cass. I am a full-time mom to eight great children, a Christian and a blogger. I'm also a knitter, a reader and a movie watcher. And a collector of eclectic oddities.

For the first time in 18 and a half years, I have my own little corner again. Somewhere along the way, I seem to have lost myself, and now that I realize I'm missing, I'm on the look out for me. You maybe don't know what that means, but then again, maybe you do. Regardless, this is where I'll be when I'm not being a mother or a knitter. This is where I'll be just me. And if no one ever reads it, that's ok. I'll know it's here.


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