Dear Family,
It is not my job to keep up with your:
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socks
underwear
wallet
jeans
shoes
There are 9 of you, and one of me. Only 2 of you are basically helpless, and I have enough to do keeping up with them and myself.
Love,
Your Crap Keeper Wife/Mom
Did you steal this letter off my desk? I swear I wrote one just like it! Its nice to know I am not alone. :o)