Ya’ll I gotta introduce you to the king of the internet. This guy is big. I mean real big. He’s so big in the internet that he can tell all us little guys what jerks we are. He’s so big on the internet that he’s qualified to tell the rest of us whether or not we are allowed to blog, and whether or not we even have real blogs. He’s That Big of a donkey.

OK, actually he’s a bore. His name is Mike Arrington, and I’d hate to hack him off by giving him an un-needed link from little ol’ not-a-real-blogger-me, so just Google the name. Before you go, watch the videos at rockstartup.com so you know what set him off. This time. Again. Jerk.