Same as the first!
A little bit louder, a little bit worse.

I have mastitis again/still. Other side this time. I don’t know whether to greet it as an old friend, or just lop off the offending boob and be done with it.

Good news: Now those brand new size 8 jeans are TOO BIG. Bad News: I’m really not trying to lose weight. Does anyone know exactly how long a person can live on stress and caffeine? With or without mastitis: I’ll extrapolate.

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus. And it’s me! Am I the only one who gets a rush out of doing this parental deed? It’s like……proof you are a grown-up when YOU get to be Santa, LOL!

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