Oh, yes, I am! In fact, I am so smart, I deserve a vacation at one of those fancy Tuscany villas. My washer is fixed. Remember I said it was making a horrible noise, but dh couldn’t find anything wrong with it? Well, last night, as I was writhing in agony from my hip, it came to me out of the blue: “that machine is not level.” Sure enough, I had dh check it this afternoon, and behold, that machine was not level. It was off just a touch, not enough to see with the naked eye, and not even enough to move the bubble completely out of the “good zone”. But enough to make the basket unbalance with every spin cycle. And that is why, today, I am a genius.