Haha, joke’s on me. That freezer was fine, ya’ll. The water was coming from the washer, which is permanently unbalanced now, for reasons that I cannot determine. To further my embarrassment, I do indeed have a ladder rack on my van. Well, I have some sort of rack up there, at any rate, so there is really no excuse for still having Daddy’s ladder. Except that I want him to come see me.