Apparently I had Thunderbird pretty well trained on my old computer, because I am seeing a ton of spam now. I get about 10 junk mails for every real one. I am teaching this machine what to throw out now. I am not interested in: viagra, cialis, dating websites, market research, or a Shelby Mustang. Nor do I care overly much about the lottery, or your offer to let me help settle your bazillion dollar estate before you die of some disease that I have never heard of. I also don’t care to sign up for your credit cards. You can quit emailing me anytime now. Please.