There’s a new razor in my shower, ya’ll. For years, I have had a Silk Effects Plus, and it had done an adequate job of removing the forests from my legs. Recently, I needed to buy some new blades for it, and so there I was in the women’s shaver aisle. Let’s just pause for a moment and reflect on the length, depth and breadth of that section of Wal-Mart shall we? It boggles the mind that there are so many ways to get rid of what is essentially a normal part of being human. Of course, BO is also a normal part of being human, and we attempt to get rid of it, too, but there I go again, digressing. Anyway!!
So, I found the blades, and then from the corner of my eye, I saw the Intuition. “Well, that’s intriguing”, I thought. See, I’ve quit buying shaving cream. I like the good stuff and it’s a little spendy, and with 2 teens in the house, I got just about sick and tired of buying my favorite scent just to have it all used up before I ever hit the shower door. Why must they shave every day? 5 times? With more and more of my cucumber melon shave gel?????? Since all I ever got to use was soap anyway…. that’s what I bought. Muhahahhaha. Oh wait. I digressed again. Sorry.
Ok, so there I was and there they were, and do you know??!!?? They have a cucumber melon scent! Let me explain a bit about what the Intuition is, in case you haven’t seen one. Or paid attention. Maybe you’ve just been buying blades for your old razor and not paying much attention to the new products. The Intuition is a 3 blade razor with a thing around it. The thing is a shaving gel type stuff, and when your leg is wet and the thing is wet, it provides a glide that is most excellent. Also, it smells good. And when I used it, my legs were slick and they were smooth and when I was done, they were not dry. And that right there is what sealed the deal: I have a new razor ya’ll. And the best part is that since the idea of using someone else’s razor gives my girls the heebie jeebies, I have it all to myself!