And So Begins the Crazy

Tonight began the craziest season of the year. Football/Cheer has intersected with Boy Scouts, and so I will be in two places at once every Monday night until Cheer season ends. I know this is an impossible feat for most people, but I almost achieved in last year, and this year, I’ve had practice. I can do this. You can help. Think hard, like kids do about Tinkerbell, and then she lives. See? I’m a movie now. In two places. Does that make me split screened? or 3-D? Does my husband need red and green glasses? And most importantly, does the camera really add ten pounds to my butt?