On the 6th, I wound hideous acrylic fingerweight yarn in a lovely sparkly blue black to make a hat for That One. Hey, he picked it. But let me say that if I ever agree to knit you something out of such a “fiber”, my affection for you runs deep. Very deep. Like an abyss and stuff.

No, this isn’t turning into a craft blog, I have one of those. It is turning into the story of my year, illustrated for your viewing pleasure.