Anything you say on your blog may be twisted, deliberately misunderstood and used against you in a court of insanity. In fact, it may even be possible that your pseudo sister could offer to throw down with you in your childhood home. So, here’s some free advice: if you plan to mention anything more controversial than the weather and especially if you plan to provide commentary on your own life, go ahead and invest in some cheap insurance. You never know what could happen.

Tomorrow, we return to our regularly scheduled blogging. You know, pictures I took of the life I live. It might even be possible that I will talk about them, just as I always have. I know, crazy, right?