I got all of half a chapter read in an hour. Well, an hour minus the interruptions: Can I watch a movie? You need to call work? The online bank hates you! You better pay your insurance! Your internet is slow!

And on and on and on. But I will persevere. I will finish! And I will be starting again in 23 minutes. I will not be thwarted by crash diets that work or by technology that doesn’t. At least until it is time to take my timed online history quiz. That *might* be a problem!