Once upon a time, this fairy princess was young, and she went to Orlando. She rode down with a friend of the family and spent a delightful week with that family. She picked oranges and had fresh juice for breakfast. She went to Sea World (where she nearly drowned). She went to DisneyWorld where she met Minnie and Mickey, and rode rides all day. She enjoyed Epcot Center, which was still new, back in the day. And she flew home all by herself!

The fairy princess enjoyed all these things without ever stepping foot inside any Orlando condos, staying instead in the modest home of folks I still remember she still remembers with great fondness. Those folks are probably long gone by now. She could find out if she tried. She knows just who to ask, but she won’t do it.