Raw, rough sex with multiple angry partners in an unaroused state with no lube. And I put it that way because Mama reads this blog and I am not allowed to drop the f-bomb here, because she will come wash my mouth out with soap. But if she didn’t read the blog, then this first paragraph would mostly consist of variations of that word. And, honey, I know how to make it a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun, verb, interrogative, conjunction and an interjection as well as an expletive. And all of those together would pretty much sum up my life right now.

As far as the post you were expecting, pictures and such, I’ve reached a point that I am going to have a hard time talking about, so I am putting it off as long as possible. I’ve lied to myself and said I was just too tired and too busy, but the truth is the truth, and I just don’t wanna talk about the events of mid-April, and it has only gone downhill from there.

On the bright side, I am having a really good hair day and I see no need for cheap fat burners in my immediate future, because the stress of just living is enough to keep the weight away.