Apparently, ya’ll, this is an “old lady suit”, and I look like I “should go play bingo.” Apparently “purple” (they are actually wine) jeans are a great big fashion faux pas. So say the 13 and 11 year old fashionistas, anyway.

I happen to like my wine (not purple) pants, and I am going to a concert with my friends from church. I don’t even know who we are going to see, but I am quite sure that no on will tell me I look like an old lady!

Fine, I bow before the wisdom of the young masses:

And also, my shoes maybe sucked: